Morning WOOD!!!!

I woke up today and the first thing popped into this troubled mind of mine was "MORNING WOOD", no pun intended....I was having a conversation with someone the other day about BONERS while eating a dinner he called a "hippi meal" my thought about the dinner is who doesn't love a big mushroom cap!!,,why this topic got brought up is beyond me! This person and myself have the most odd conversations I have ever had with anyone its AWESOME, AMAZING, GROSS, PERVERSE, HYSTERICAL,WRONG IN EVERY WAY, and I love it.. We will refer to this person as Mobey...

I asked Mobey why guys get morning wood,, he had no medical explanation at all just that it happens! And apparently it happens allot even during the day and at random times "NICE".. So I asked Mobey what dose he do when it happens, or what do guys do when it happens? What dose he think about? And dose he do the old tuck it up into the belt trick...I got a good laugh out of that.. I suggested to think about a dog taking a big old shit,, that's a total turn off right!! And of course that brought up the conversation of POOP...lol..What great dinner conversation at DanWOW's house..SHIT,,BONERS,,and what hippie's eat..

I decided to do a little reserch about the penis.. And find an explanation for MORNING WOOD!!

MORNING WOOD its not so much to do with the morning as it is to do with the night and what goes on in those wonderful complex bodies of the men we lalalalala love so much..Men get several erections during the night while they are in their REM stage of sleep (So wake up ladies and GET SOME)..Those erections are called nocturnal erections. Men begin having these in early childhood (go figure)...However these erections have nothing to do with their horny wet dreams or excitement. They occur when neurological stimulator's cause blood to flow into the penis. That insures oxygen is properly delivered to the penis and helps keep the penile tissue healthy (and that's a good thing,, keep those boners long and strong and bound to get the friction on). Men don't normally notice these erections, but may occasionally encounter their little man at attention when they wake up. About 4 out of 5 of these HARD episodes happen EVERY night and yes--ALL men have them. And whats very interesting to me is that even men who unable to get BONERS because of a psychological problem still have these nocturnal erections (so you ladies who are with a man with that problem just drink a shit load of coffee and watch for the blankets to rise up,, and enjoy the rise)..And if it doesn't work invest in a little green toy that take batteries,, name it Sanchez and you will never be let down... Go Jets...